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Sun, Nov. 28th, 2004 07:57 pm (UTC)
thethinwhtduke

hey B..... gotta question.....

do you remember posting something about careers? it was like "this career means...." then give a description? hell, that doesn't make sence. i looked back in your journal, but couldn't find it.

there were a couple i never got around to posting on my LJ, but now that my laptop is kablooey, i don't have the link to it anymore :(

Mon, Nov. 29th, 2004 02:12 am (UTC)
basilwhite

No, but I used to have a joke in my act about careers:

People come up to me, tell me about their job. Every job teaches you something only people with your job know.

Home inspectors know an attic in an abandoned house can hold thousands of snakes.

Pharmacists know a women in a hurry will buy a diaphragm and insert it in front of you.

Cops know a drunk will cut his finger off mowin’ the lawn, drive drunk toward the hospital, get arrested for DUI, and not admit they've cut their finger off until they go to jail and have to surrender their finger as property.

Comedians know never, ever, ever become a home inspector, pharmacist or cop.