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Wed, Dec. 8th, 2004, 12:27 pm
Comedy Sickness Taping, Montgomery Co. Cable, Sat 2004/12/04

There's a guy in the break room dressed like Abraham Lincoln. He looks like John Doe of X dressed as Abraham Lincoln. There's white bread and cold cuts and cheese. There's mayo in the fridge. I inspect it. I decline. These deals always have free cheap food so you can't claim you weren't compensated. There's an old resentful Jewish guy complaining about:

  • Blacks
  • why people don't get his jokes
  • why he doesn't get other people's jokes
  • yadda yadda yadda.

  • This guy buttonholes me to tell me his boring, pitiful story of resentment and blame and self-righteousness.
    Finally we start to tape. I do 10 minutes of standup. Abraham Lincoln and another old guy tell jokes behind a lectern. Clay Miles takes his shirt off and runs behind Abe while I yell, "It's Dred Scott! Git 'im!" Leonardo laughs. No one else gets the joke. Kill me.

    Wed, Dec. 8th, 2004 07:11 pm (UTC)

    /inflicts multiple stab wounds for your enjoyment.

    Tue, Dec. 14th, 2004 06:49 pm (UTC)

    dear Basil...im having gastric bypass in the morning...6:30...how is it going for you...i reread your site today..i first came across it about 4 months ago when my dr.recommended the surgery...im 197...but only 5"...so i met the BMI...but i am curious about something...You lost your weight so quickly...will i??? ive asked a couple of the nurses..they say "everyone is different...besides"...(they lecture) "its not about the weight...its about your health"...and it is ofcourse..but i need an upside like being slim..im that vain..plus the upside of feeling better...hopefully you will have an answer...im also hoping my age (31) will help in a speedy recovery...another thing a friend said..."you wont lose that quickly cause you arent that big" and my reply is i am too that big..lol...some friend she is..thanks hope to hear from ya soon...elizabeth

    Thu, Dec. 16th, 2004 04:29 am (UTC)

    I dunno how fast you'll lose weight, but mine was fast and not far out of the norm. e-mail me and I'll give you more.