My boss asked me to evaluate my own performance. Here's his message.
Sent: Thursday, April 01 7:51 AM
To: White, Basil
Subject: Self Assessments</p>
Well it’s April Fools Day, and that is the day a new rating period begins.</p>
I am requesting self assessments (when I was in the military, we used to call these "brag sheets"). They give me a good feel for how you view what you'er doing and they queue me in on the things that you have found important over the last year.</p>
Thanks in advance for your input!</p>
Here's my response.
Self-Assessment for Basil White 4/1/04:
I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see! I plow through the earth radiating charm and goodwill in my wake! I can read, and count, and lift heavy things! The day of my world dominion is almost at hand!
Important actions (in order):
1) Purchased island
2) Hired goons
3) Recruited and programmed followers (Thanks Toastmasters!)